Yesterday I met a friend of mine. She is a very pretty, sexy, exotic (in a positive way), modern, fashion and creative human being. If I was a man or even if I was a lesbic I would have a big crush on her, I must confess. She is a real IT GIRL. We are the same age actually, end of 20ies. She has two (yes! I said TWO) boyfriends at the moment. When you are in a totally stressed and career oriented phase and has NO time nor patience to find a Mr. Right right now it hurts to know people have even TWO of them. Well she was complening about the fact that the boyfriend#1 althoug sexy, tall and hot, is a real pain in the ass and a hillbilly. She said the guy says sweet things like : "you're a gold pussy" Translating he means she is a formidable, beautiful and very charismatic person. But of course if a guy says such a stupid thing to a girl he deserves to be left immediataly. At least I would feel very offended by hear such rudness like that. And that's what this girlfriend of mine felt when her boyfriend#1 "tryed" to be cute. Well I'm just telling this story because I want to point out some strange and extreme change of feelings we women can have in just some minutes during a conversation PLUS even changing life philosophy and political views so quickly when we realise that we ARE NOT so lonely and blue as we thought we were at the beginning of the conversation. (I say WE because I'm almost sure that I am not the only girl in this entire solar system who has experienced this bipolar reactions, even not being a bipolar, in a only 10 minuites small-talk) just because we miss, just a little bit, a TALL, TANNED, YOUNG, INTELLIGENT, SEXY, FUNNY AND LOVELY guy by our side. But it's o.k, it's alright and life goes on. Well cotinuing. When she first told me she had TWO BOYFRIENDS I felt like an envious bitch immediatelly and at same time the most miserable woman in this ENTIRE world, if you know what I mean. I thought: "God, how unfair is this universe! She has 2 and I have NOTHING!" And then immediataly my bitch-female side started to compare all sort of sordid details between us in one second only, like: hips size, boobs size, mouth size, hair size, clouth size, shoes size, eyes size, hairdo size, nails size and so on. Because when women turn envious and ALL OF THEM CAN TURN ENVIOUS AT LEAST ONCE IN LIFE (And I admit it was my first time, I SWEAR!) they can only see the world I mean THE OTHER WOMAN in size and numbers.
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